Pattaya Pillow Talk

Welcome to Pattaya Pillow Talk. This new column will feature local women and men, experts "in the field" and other useful information relative to the wonderful and sometimes confusing world of sex in Pattaya. This column is not designed for just men and in fact many times will be written by women giving a different kind of perspective in regard to intimacy and sex in Pattaya. In this month's column, being that for many February is a month that represents love we have actually come up with some useful Thai / English translations that may come in handy while having fun in Thailand. Part of the challenge in enjoying intimacy in a place like Pattaya is the language barrier and a different level of intensity will be enjoyed by anyone wanting to learn a few handy Thai language lines. Feel free to bring The Pattaya Traveller around with you or to even cut out these pages for easy use.

1. Would you like to go home with me tonight?
Khun Yahk Jah bpay gap phom keun nii may?

2. I want to make love to you tonight.
Phom yahk jah roo-um rahk gap khun keun nee ja.

3. Would you like to shower with me?
Khun yahk jah ab-naam gap phom may?

4. Can I undress you?
Phom thoot pah khun ook day may ja?

5. You have a lovely body.
Roop rahng khun dee maak.

6. Don't be shy, I want to see your body.
My dtong eye, phom yahk hen roop rahng khun.

7. I like the smell of your body.
Phom chawp glin hawm kong dtooa khun.

8. Do you feel horny tonight?
Khun reu-suk seaw keun nii may?

9. Do you like this?
Khun chaup my?

10. Don't stop.
Yah yodt nah.

Ok, well there you have a few simple phrases that can help you really win her or him over. Remember, practice makes perfect and we've included the Thai version just in case your tones aren't perfect and you want her to coach you along a bit. Have fun!